Thanks to Cory for inviting me out last night and by doing so, answering this burning question. His friends were some pleasant fellows and Cory is, as always, a delight.
It looks like the "Milkyboots is the New Awesome" design won, despite a last minute vote from Liv. I've sent the image to Skull Alley and it should only be a matter of time now. I requested white ink on a purple shirt.
It looks like I may be registering the domain name 'unibrowsarethenewbeards.com'. It is my ticket to fame and fortune.