The Best Boob

I will be out of town for the next two weeks or so, since my parents sprang for a family vacation to visit my brother in London. I guess we're going to Bath and some place called Devizes too.
Anyway, I won't be able to post. Hopefully this will sustain you!


UPDATE: I've gotten rid of the "followers" widget and started monitering the comments. I'm sure you don't really care why I've done this, but I'm gonna tell you anyways - there have been entirely too many white supremacists, fundamentalist Christians, anti-feminists and 12 year olds who want me to comment on their blogs adding Milkyboots. How do I know this? I usually check out the blogs of new followers, because I am interested in who is reading. And now, I'm sort of afraid.
Apparently, a bunch of people have added Milkyboots without actually reading anything I've written, and that creeps me out. So, I'm going to repost here what I said in a comment last month:

"I feel like I should warn you now: I am an ardently feminist, pro-choice, anti-traditional gender roles, radical queer person. If you decide to continue reading, please take into consideration that you may find yourself strongly disagreeing with some of the things I say. That being said, thank you for reading."

Maybe I'm taking this too personally for the internet, but for God's sake, people, try actually reading and comprehending something for once.