Wednesday, December 31, 2008


"I know where you live, fucker" is my new favorite phrase that I never get to say.

A little bit heavy on the swears, perhaps, but the f-word is one of the most perfect in the English language. Part of me is really this angry at 2008 but another part of me is glad, since the whole 'trial by fire' experience has forced me to take a couple more steps towards the mystical realm of being growed up.

There are still t-shirts and #6 of the zine for sale in the shop! Check it out.

And, happy New Year, y'alls. Best wishes to you and I hope I see you out tonight. If you see me around midnight, give me a kiss cause we both deserve it.

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

I'm back but briefly.


My dad is the original hipster.

January 4th is my last day in Louisville. On Monday I am Portland bound!

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

To the Wisco!


I'm going to Wisconsin today, so I won't be posting (probably) until the thirtieth. Remember, you can still buy t-shirts and Milkyboots #6 here. Have some good-ass holidays, folks!

Monday, December 22, 2008

T-Shirts are here!

Hooray! The T-shirts are in! You can order them here. But unless you order them today and by some miracle I make it to the Post Office tomorrow morning, I won't be able to ship any until at least the 31st. I gotta catch a plane to the Wisco tomorrow and I'll be gone for a week.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Hypocrisy is the new awesome.


I am too lazy/drank too much VOB to draw Jonathan, sorry, though he is breathtakingly majestic.

I got the t-shirts tonight. I will make the buying them available sometime tomorrow, though Liv is in town and she is breathtakingly distracting.

Milkyboots #6 is still out and you should still buy it, here, for the fabulously low price of $2.

Doing that, I just realized I made a mistake in the listing (ie the quantity). So sorry for anyone who tried to order it and it wasn't there! It is now!

Friday, December 19, 2008

Milkyboots #6 out NOW!

mb6 cover

My Fall zine/diary thing is now available! You can buy it here or you can get a copy at Skull Alley or Cherry Bomb after I drop them off tomorrow. Buy it buy it buy it!

I think it might be time to stop drinking ... last night I told some girl who looked like Williamsburg threw up on her that she looked fantastic.

Thursday, December 18, 2008



I think I might be jealous if cartoon me is more famous than real me. Oh wait, she is.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008


Introducing Amy:


I realized the reason I always feel stoned around Amy is because I'm laughing so hard. It's probably the only time my brain gets enough oxygen.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

"I just love the gap in your teeth!"


I went to the Nach Bar last night to meet up with Cory so we could nerd out and from the moment I got there until this morning everything has been hilarious. I was accosted by some drunk girl in the bathroom who asked me if I was a lesbian ten seconds after she met me and pretty much indicated that she wanted me to take her, right then, despite there being no lock on the door, holes in the door and a crowd of hipsters right outside. Since I am a gentleman (and she wasn't my type) I did not.
Soon afterwards Amy showed up and we went to Seidenfadens where, instead of having karaoke, they were showing a video of people singing karaoke. Then Amy and I got really stuck on the idea of breakfast and went home early so breakfast would come sooner.

It doesn't sound as funny written down. Oh well.

News: Milkyboots #6 by the end of the week. T-shirts by Friday. My parents are lending me their truck to move. Soon, soon, I will be wading through the muddy puddles of Portland.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

The Excuses Strip.


Or, I am lazy and just want to take a shower and watch Donnie Darko, leave me alone, the internet.

I really am very excited about what I drew today, but it will pass. I am fickle about my drawings. Everytime I put some time into one I think it's the best thing ever until a couple months later when I think it's contrived crap. Feelings ... WHATever.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

From the Saucebox to Plastination


Thanks to Cory for inviting me out last night and by doing so, answering this burning question. His friends were some pleasant fellows and Cory is, as always, a delight.

It looks like the "Milkyboots is the New Awesome" design won, despite a last minute vote from Liv. I've sent the image to Skull Alley and it should only be a matter of time now. I requested white ink on a purple shirt.

It looks like I may be registering the domain name ''. It is my ticket to fame and fortune.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Cuddle Puddle!

I got back too late/too sad last night to post a comic, so we'll be back to th' regular schedule on Tuesday.

This was the best weekend ever.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

The Internet Says I'm 'Almost a Genius'.


The other thing about Anxietea (tm) is that instead of normal labels it comes wrapped in your credit card bills and student loan information.

I was having some anxiety last week. I'm better now.

Also I really wanted to call JWoolard 'Wooltard'. She does have magical art skills.

In other news, I will be in Bloomington this weekend for Liv's birthday. I will be dressed as a rabbit (my spirit animal, according to the internet) and may get made out with!

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Vote, Y'all!

Alright you peeps, instead of a comic today, you are voting on t-shirt designs! Here is choice #1:

T-Shirt Design #1

And here is choice #2:

T-shirt Design #2

And this one I did just for me:

Conor is my Homeboy

Now, I'm not saying this is as important as when you voted last month, but it might be. It just might be. Leave a comment about which one is your favorite!