Joanna.

I might be happy forever (or maybe a week) if I had one of these:


I'm also adding Jeffrey Rowland to the list of web-comix makers who I would happily spend the rest of my life with. (Honestly, there is only one other person on the list, and I think they work together.)

One more thing: While I try to be fair-minded all the time, could you maybe not shoot me evil looks from your Escalade while I'm riding my bike to work in the freezing rain with a cold so your stupid, high fructose corn syrup-addled kids might have a planet to live on when they grow up? Thnx.