It's not you, it's me.

Shotgun Fest!

Is where I'll be later today!

I think Paul will enjoy this one.



Try it! It's fun.

Not Drinking.

I really, really wish I was kidding about this.

Back on the O.T.P. Tip.

Fuck dudes. And those are the exact words of my 3am text message to Gretchen. I'm probably gay anyway.



(LCD in this case means Lowest Common Denominator.)

Stop Living All Over Me!

...is what you'll be saying after you see this:



My first Tablet drawing! Obviously, I need some practice.

10 for 19

-Milkyboots #4 being done! You know you want it!
-Why? - Alopecia ("But I'd be okay cool as a rail if they just let us have health food in hell")
-Finest Dearest "March Into Flames"
-tablet, duh
-realizing I'm still really fucked in the head
-and addicted to caffeine
-tarot card readings by Jen
-Cousin Laura's yoga class (My second-ever handstand)
-being depressed for no good reason (Cousin Laura: "If I'm not depressed I'm stressed out." I couldn't agree more.)
-Marley in town

Milkyboots #4 Portland Diary Now Available

Just holler at me if you want one. They are three bucks or a drink. Also, Milkyboots #3 is for sale at Ear X-tacy and We the People. Buy that shit and support me and local business.

I know I haven't made any new comics. My tablet is still in the box because I'm scared of it. But I swear as soon as I drag my ass out of this coffee shop I will give it a try.

In the meantime, enjoy this picture of my lazy-ass cat.



Ooh, and I almost forgot. I got my second-ever rejection notice. Microcosm will not be distributing my zine. I guess my brand of emo booziness and line drawings doesn't fit with their catalog. Wah wah, but I still love those fuckers.

At Work.

I've been meaning to do this for awhile.

Things you learn working in a bagel store:

-only douchebags (both sexes) order lattes. Skim lattes, double douchebag. Soy decaf with splenda, fucking die.

-high school age girl jocks and the lesbians they grow up to be are the only people who eat banana nut bagels

-people who get combo bagels are often a little gnarly, ie white trash

-for some reason, everyone from another country who comes into the store is a complete asshole. I chastized a German customer once for asking for a bag (doesn't everyone in Europe use totes?), leading me to conclude that the EU is secretly exporting all its pretentious, eco-unconscious jackasses to the Highlands. The only exception to this is the bodybuilding couple from Eastern Europe.

-rich people are idiots. ex. A couple years ago when Beargrass Creek flooded and ran into a bunch of those huge houses, some guy whose basement had flooded came in and said "Now I know how those people in New Orleans feel!" No, no you fucking don't.

-people think muffins are good for them

-all little kids want cinnamon rolls, actually, all kids want is the grossest shit or the plainest shit we have

-all large groups of high school girls want hot chocolates

-if you consistently give someone chocolate croissants, they may marry you

-middle-aged white men do not pick up after themselves

-old people think it's funny that you don't like being awake at 6am

-I have never sold a man a cafe au lait

Bamboo For Better Drawing.

News!

-Bejeezus wants me to do a comic for the last page of their new issue! Holy fucking shit! I started hyperventillating and my legs got shaky when JWoolard told me. I still get a little shaky when I think about.

-I am pretty sure I will have a table at the Skull Alley art show Wed. night. Milkyboots #4 will be done by then, so if you want one, you'll have to come to Ally's show. Skull Alley is at the corner of Barret and Broadway.

-I got a Wacom Tablet! Thanks, A. Look for improved art soon!


I am, once again, making a joke on here that no one but me and JWoolard will get, unless she tells people.

Call and Response.

Alright, since JWoolard was nice enough to remind me how much drawing on a laptop SUX, I am making a wish list of things that I could use. If anyone knows how I could obtain these items free or cheap, let me know.

-a scanner or a Wacom tablet
-a *nice* couch
-someone to buy all my extra bikes
-a yard of teal blue cordura
-peacock feathers (small ones) <---why can't I find these on Etsy? I guess I'm retarded.
-a long-armed stapler
-more hugs
-more patience

Post-apocalyptic Housewarming Party

If you've known me for any amount of time, you've probably already heard me say this.




RIP Erika Flynn. I'll miss you and your bubble tea.

Apple Dapple.

I'm on Facebook now. (It's not my fault! Blame Allana and her fancy French emails!)

Look, my fiftieth online comic! And it's just for you, JWoolard.
And yes, I know I spelled embarrassing wrong. Irony is awesome.

"My Other Other is Also Significant." -R. Stevens

Dude, I just referenced my own comic in the headline of a myspace bulletin. I've reached a whole nother level of nerd.



comic #48 not posted due to fear of hurting people's feelings. wah, wah, sensitive. Some day when I'm pissed off I'm gonna post all the secret ones I've made but not put up, set a couple fires and skip town.

I need a fuckin nap in a bathtub full of bourbon.

Need New Brain.

Or atleast one that can tolerate alcohol with out making me retarded. Seriously. So, sorry to everyone who I've told the same story to eight times.



10 for 2

-XXX Vitamin Water
-iced jasmine green tea with honey
-feather earrings
-art party on JChappa's roof





-the bike ride to Clifton
-text from Daniel: I'm in Ashland and can see your ghost. Miss you, dawg.
-The Kills - Midnight Boom
-Foals - Balloons Single
-Goldfrapp "A&E"
-rereading Osamu Tezuka's 'Buddha' series