Sorry, Marianne and Rachel!

My memory sucks. I am going to have JWoolard or someone look over everything before I put it out from now on.

I don't know what more proof I need that I should drink less.

Uh, see you at Cahoots tonight?

Brontok is a venereal disease.

Look, I dragged my tablet to work just to draw a new picture for you guys!



Two things:

1. For those of you that read MB #4, I have a confession. Rachel did not tell the story about the shopvac. She didn't even know what a shopvac is. So I either a) heard it from someone else and my alcohol-addled brain got Rachel confused with someone else or b) completely made it up, or hallucinated hearing it. In either case, my mind, particularly my subconscious, needs a round of psychiatric testing and possibly rehab as well.
Damn. I could've sworn it was Rachel.

2. Any of you lurkers have suggestions for new music for me to listen to? All I've been listening to is a mix labeled "This is 1995-2002" made up of things I listened to during those years. And Destiny's Child (Don't ask).

All Apologies.

Is there anyone else I can piss off, disappoint or make things really awkward with this week? No? Okay, I'll just go crawl back into my hole then.



10 for 5

-Amy taking me to Whole Foods, squeezing through tiny spaces and driving through St. Matthews which some how got us stoned.
-B Vitamins
-Clay Buffet parties
-Brendan, for fixing my broken bike ride
-halflink! I no longer have a loose chain
-tofu stirfry breakfast at North End
-watching MST3K while drawing (Yes, I'm a nerd. I don't give a shit what you think of me)
-how hilarious it is that everyone takes myspace so seriously
-rediscovering coffee heart attacks
-my trip to Wisconsin in Sept. (BBQ Seitan! New Glarus beer!)
+1 dancing to 'Mushaboom' with Kayti

Also, Andrew (the Louisville one), we really are going to be friends or I'm gonna kick your box-toting, recovering-WoW-addict ass.

Oh, WHATever.

I'm sorry Louisville. But you might have to learn to pick locks and use hacksaws like the rest of the country.

Rowdy Lesbian-Brand Cupcakes

1. Jen Sorensen is hilarious. (Read 'Santa Claus or Beyonce')

2.


My aunt and uncle came to visit us sometime when I was in high school. My cousin Noah was three and insisted on watching Aladdin at least five times a day. And let me tell you after a couple days of that, your mind starts to go and you find yourself thinking, "You know, that Aladdin character is pretty cute..."
But don't think that the grossness ends there. Daniel was haranging me about getting enough B vitamins a few days ago, reminding me that lack of B vitamins can cause schizophrenia. And I remembered a couple weeks ago when I was holed up in my apartment, not talking to anyone. I rented a season of Futurama and again, started thinking "Frye ... Leela ... hmm."
I started taking my B vitamin supplements again after that.

3. 10 for 29

-Derek at On Your Left and finally finding a decent mechanic
-Stars 'Division'
-Kleerup "History'
-Black Kids "Hit the Heartbrakes'
-Plans for a split with JWoolard, holla! (But intimidating too.)
-The Snack Institute
-Daniel and Kayti being in town
-Homemade Thai Iced Tea
-Rob, who now calls me 'Bread Fairy' instead of Virginia
-Skeleton Royal, who calls me 'Milkyboots' instead of Virginia
+1 Talking to my mom and dad

4. My Apple Care is about to expire. It costs $249. It would be AWESOME if someone could buy this diptych I made, conveniently priced at $250. The photo kind of sucks, but I'm not a photographer. I'm just a girl who does drawings.

5. I did some more tablet drawings. You can see them on my flickr page.